Creationists are good for something: making me laugh.

This blog is new enough that I'm still amused by incredibly stupid comments. The following one was so good that I had to give it its own post:

Arguemant,arguemant, arguement, when is it going to stop. It could be stopped very soon...

If evolutionists want to end the arguments all they have to do is, get their brilliant heads together and assemble a 'simple' living cell. This should be possible, since they certainly have a very great amount of knowledge about what is inside the 'simple' cell.

After all, shouldn't all the combined Intelligence of all the worlds scientist be able the do what chance encounters with random chemicals, without a set of instructions, accomplished about 4 billion years ago,according to the evolutionists, having no intelligence at all available to help them along in their quest to become a living entity. Surely then the evolutionists scientists today should be able to make us a 'simple' cell.

If it weren't so pitiful it would be humorous, that intelligent people have swallowed the evolution mythology.

Beyond doubt, the main reason people believe in evolution is that sources they admire, say it is so. It would pay for these people to do a thorough examination of all the evidence CONTRARY to evolution that is readily available: Try answersingenesis.org. The evolutionists should honestly examine the SUPPOSED evidence 'FOR' evolution for THEMSELVES.

Build us a cell, from scratch, with the required raw material, that is with NO cell material, just the 'raw' stuff, and the argument is over. But if the scientists are unsuccessful, perhaps they should try Mother Earth's recipe, you know, the one they claim worked the first time about 4 billion years ago, so they say. All they need to do is to gather all the chemicals that we know are essential for life, pour them into a large clay pot and stir vigorously for a few billion years, and Walla, LIFE!

Oh, you don't believe the 'original' Mother Earth recipe will work? You are NOT alone, Neither do I, and MILLIONS of others!

First off, anyone who uses the word "evolutionists" is clearly a crank, similarly to "Darwinist" or "Darwinism", it's a word that only creationists use.

Second, how on earth would designing a living cell be "proof" of evolution? It isn't in any way. And this guy (assuming the commenter was male) apparently thinks that science moves at an infinite rate. We'll probably be able to do that some day, but right now we just don't have the knowledge or technology.

Then the citation of AiG. It's almost as though he wants me to laugh and make fun of him. Frankly, you have to be pretty dumb or brainwashed to believe anything from AiG.

As for the evidence for evolution, I have seen it, and it's really, really good. I don't know how anyone can read 29+ Evidences for Evolution and not accept its validity. But I guess I take intellectual honesty for granted.

Lastly, this person actually wrote "Walla" instead of "Voila". How can I help but laugh?

I can only hope that science education improves enough in my lifetime where everyone laughs at people like this, but right now he's in the majority. If that's not scary, I don't know what is.