Aliens and mind control!

This is just too funny not to mention, a website with instructions on how to stop alien mind control. I really can't tell if it's just a joke or if it's serious, it could quite possibly be both. I like this part:

A Fluke Multimeter shows a voltage which proves that the thought screen helmet intercepts a microwave signal although the source of the signal cannot be determined. It also demonstrates that aliens are neither paranormal nor supernatural. Test made by a man with two helmets who was being abducted. See the development section for more information on this historic discovery.

I really love how it having a voltage instantly means it's getting signals. Induction from microwave frequencies wouldn't give much, but I can't read the picture anyway so it doesn't really matter. Besides, it could just from a battery.

I also want to know how microwaves control minds. Do we have antenna? I suppose we must! It's hardly worth pointing out the idiocy in that kind of thinking, so I won't.

Here's another funny part:

Throughout the history of the human race, wars were fought with bigger and better weapons. Muskets replaced bows and arrows, automatic rifles replaced single action ones, rockets replaced cannons, aircraft carriers replaced battleships, ballistic missiles replaced bombers, jet interceptors replaced propeller driven fighters. Weapons got more accurate, faster, with greater ranges of action and greater explosive power. In all of the wars until now, technology and numerical superiority determined victory. Superior technology, tactics and numerical strength were the key elements in warfare. All wars fought until now were "technology wars." Wars were technological superiority were decisive.

Since we are being invaded by an alien force from another world, we have a different kind of war. Our war with these beings is one of mind control, mind scan, and telepathic control, as reported by Budd Hopkins, David Jacobs and Raymond Fowler. I call this type of conflict "telepathic war" to differentiate if from a "technology war." A "telepathic war" uses telepathy as a weapon in addition to the machines of a "technology war." Until now, the creatures abducting us could do so at will: they could "switch off" people or render them powerless, manipulate people's thoughts and cause them to move against their will, project mental images to us, masquerade as a friendly or sexually attractive human, and scan our entire minds.

If you want to have some fun laughing at the absurd beliefs of others (and really, who doesn't?) p