Religion is crazy
"We've spent many years coming up with ways to... get around some of the more restrictive rules of our Faith."
In a close second is this one:
"On behalf of My People, I'm really sorry. We're not all like that."
And his Holocaust-Survivor Father, sitting in the chair reading a People magazine, looked up, shaking his head.
"Yeah. Those Jews are nuts."
It's not their fault, just their crazy-ass religion.