God To Use Powers For Evil

Check out this awesome Onion Audio clip, God To Use Powers For Evil. The gist is obvious, but I have to quibble with the part that declares this a change in policy, if there's a god he's been pretty evil for all time. I'd make my own statement, but I still think Epicurus said it best:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?